The Farkenized News

I've commented earlier about how mainstream news has not only been biased, but one of the core problems of mainstream news is that it's been a race to fark. Cable news no longer exists on the national level anymore - there is only infotainment. For some reason, I read the front page of CNN often. You can consistently find absolutely retarded stories on the top portion of the front page - more often than not involving sensational stories. I decided to start logging what CNN counts as front page news. Check back for updates.
July 17, 2009 For some, moon landings were all a lie (main/center headline)
February 2, 2009 Healthy kidney removed through donor's vagina (the main headline)
September 11, 2008 Cheerleader banned from moving body
September 6, 2008 Fight outside tot mom's home
September 6, 2008 Church not a sex club, reverend says
September 4, 2008 Mom disputes claim of saggy pants

Jackson's mom gets

Jackson's mom gets guardianship of his kids

A Los Angeles judge granted temporary guardianship of Michael Jackson's three children to Jackson's mother, a court official said. The family also filed a petition asking that Katherine Jackson be named administrator of Michael Jackson's estate and that the children be named his sole beneficiaries. full story

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